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Urdu Joke SMS Messages
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Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
.. Boy: I Love U
.. Girl: I dont Love U
.. Boy: Think again?
.. Girl: I told u No
.. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2
From: humayun
Call: 0334-9883193
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muslim
lady assalmo alikum!
Angel issay jannt lel jao
hindu lady
namasty!
Angal issay dozakh mai lay jao
christian lady
hi darling
Angal issey side pay lay jao
From: main rizwan
Call: 03214545051
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1 molvi film actor se masjid ka chanda layna aya
actor :ap log tu kahte hian k hamara pesa haram hai
molvi:G hum in paisoo se "LATREEN"banainge.!
From: shafaque
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300 arab.. 4crore.. 8 lakh.. 55 thousand.. 1hundred.. 86only Ye mera bank balance nahin hai to kia hua,mera mobile number to hai na.:-)
From: Mr. Me
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Neend ati hai to khwab ata hai..
Khwab ata hai to larki ati hai..
LArki ati hai to pechay uss ka baap ata hai ..
phr na larki ati hai na khwab ata hai...
From: MALIK>>
Call: 0332..3144..388
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Wafa se pyar mat karna....
Kyun mat karna..?
Bemaut maare jaaoge...
Kyun maare jaaoge?
Kyunki,WAFA Osama bin laden ki beti hai.
From: Iqbal Hassan MXM
Call: 03232046596
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Is ko zara jaidi jaidi parho
how.
HOW..
HOW.. HOW.. HOW.. HOW..
HOW
HOW
HOW...
HOW
HOW... HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW
HOW,,HOW
ITNA NA BHONKO LOG KYA KAHYGAY KUTTAY KAHI K..
From: SAYAD JAVED
Call: 0333.3755815
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Chand ko ghuroor hai k us k pass noor hai.........
to kia hua mujhay bhi ghuroor hai meray pass dosy LANGUOR HAI.......
From: AHMED
Call: 03222718707
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