Today I was cooking chicken, when I added HARA DHANIYA
Guess what happened?
Chiken start dancing and singing
Hum pe yah kis ne hara rang dala....Maar dala...Maar dala!
From: Arsalan Call: 03337271612
A cigar shortens ur life by 2 min! A beer shortens ur life by 4 min! But a working day shortens ur life by 8hrs! So dont go 2 work just smoke & drink......
From: ravi Call: 9820182884
sardar always study in front of a mirror bcoz of 3 reasons.1-it helps saving revision time.2-he can keep a watch on himself.3-he likes combine studies.
From: umar Call: 0321-6311927
If
U
need
ADVICE
MSG me
If
U
need
a Friend
CALL ME
If
U
need
Help
E-MAIL me
If
U
need
money
The number you have dialed is not responding plz don't try again
From: Umer Farooq Call: 0321-8401661
GALILIO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genious mind
NEWTON:
extraoridinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind
From: wali Call: 03214261415
In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time.
From: Lovely Call: 0333-5035852
u r70% beautiful
u r 75%naughty
u r85%sweet
u r 90%cute
u r 100%lovely
total
70
+
75
+
85
+
90
+
100
=
u
r
now
420
From: eric Call: 03004382004
I M D BEST
I Can Prove It
I Can c The Tea In Tea Cup,Can u c The World In World Cup?
I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile, Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my Address?
Home
Nokia