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Aaj agar aapka sms aaya to he hum
roti khaenge,
sachi,
warna,
Ghusse main aalu k parathe or
chiken pulao
k baad ice cream kha kar
Pepsi pee kar rat guzaar lenge!!!
From: Maryam
Call: 0346-2749345
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dr kay band clinic kay agay lambi linr lagi hui thi
1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta log usko pakar kay peechay phenk detay
sardar: lagay raho lagay raho salon main bhi aaj clinic nhgi kholon gaa.
From: zakir
Call: +923013607200
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Faqir:10rs dedo chai peyonga Seth:chai to 5 ki hai.....Faqir: Girl friend ko b pelaonga.....Seth: Faqiro ne b Grl Friend banalin.....Faqir:nahi saab Girl Friend na Faqir bana dia ha :)
From: Ali
Call: 0321-4721534
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Dil me aap dharkan me aap asman me aap zamen ma aap ankho ma aap sanso me aap jaha bhe dekho bus aap he aap Dettol wala such kahata ha jarasim har jaga hota ha..
From: Mirza
Call: 03212535173
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main nai apne ghar walo samjha dia hai wo sab maan gaye hai. aap bhi apney ghar walo ko bata do. wo b man jaye gay. akhir ye baat kab tak hum chupaingay?
1 na 1 din tu pata chal jay ga Q na khoud hi bata den acha hai
k
k
k
shan biryani masale k 7 qurma masala free hai...
From: shazad
Call: 03458074077
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Kya tum ud sakte ho? Kya tum seena chir ke dikha sakte ho? Kya tum sanjivani buti laa sakte ho? Beta sirf shakl bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota
From: Ashutosh
Call: 9821493324
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Mehrbaan
Kadardan
Dekh tamasha meri jaan
yeh,
BANDAR
ab
sms parhega.
Our
muskraye ga!
Our
yeh
SMS
Forward kar k
apni hoshyari
dikhaye ga...!
From: Ameet Nagpal
Call: +923463342550
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khuwab kay dhondlay shahar main aksar ek parchai pherti hay,
koi sath na day mera chalna mujay ata hay,
har agg say wakif hun ,
jalna mujay ata hay.
From: Abdullah
Call: 0301-5304480
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