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Pyaar ! Dukho Ka Bazaar.
Premi! Dukhon Ka Kharidaar.
Premika!
Dukhon Ki Dukandaar.
Bhai! Beech Ki Deewar.
Maa Baap!
Peetne Ko Tayaar.
Is Liye Pyaar Mat Kar Yaar
From: alamzeb
Call: 03442424925
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1pagal nay 1samjhdar say sawal kia,
Pagal-mombate jale to kya hota hai?
Samajhdar-Roshni,
Pagal-thapad mar kar bol gadhay mom zaya hoti hai,
From: zubair
Call: 03334181162
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IK SHAIR BATATA HO ZARA GHOUR SAY SUNO. Mujay nahi aata kisi aur say suno.
From: Shama
Call: 03149767636
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bhais par baithe ladke ko traffic police ne rok kar kaha- apne helmet kyu nahi pehna? Chalaan hoga. ladka- re andhe dhyan se dekh 4weeler hai.
From: vishal
Call: 09930443327
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Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain
From: M.Asim
Call: 03443926592
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2 khusrae shadi ki badi dene gae,
1 bola: mei tu1100 loon ga,
dosra bola: mei 2100 loon ga,
piche se sardar bola: OBEY 2300 LE LE.US MEIN FM BHI HAI..
From: Pàppù Pùñjàbî
Call: 03134422756
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AIK DOCTOR KI NURSE SE SHADI HUI. US DOCTOR KE DOST NE US SE POCHA KE YAAAR LIFE KAISE GUZZAR RAHI HAI ?DOCTOR NE JAWAB DIA"YAAR JAB TAK SISTER NA KAHON SUNTI HI NAHIN"
From: Tahir
Call: 03463921296
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(BUMPER PRIZE) sms me
and win
plasma tv ka khali dabba
ferrari car ka photo
singapur jane ke wala plane ko bye by ka moukka
mera sat diner aap k ghar
From: zahed & shabaz
Call: 9346441164
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