Short love story.
A pig fell in love with hen,
One day they kiss each other ,
Naxt day a pig died of BIRD FLU ,
& the hen died of SWINE FLU.
From: BALAJI MANE
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• SMOKE everyday!
SMOKE means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool SMS
E=everyday
So plz feel free to Smoke.request u 2 b a Chain Smoker.gud day..
From: Ahmad Josar
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
From: Umesh
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Prayer of an Ideal Son: Dear God Thanx 4 al d blessing u have bestowd upon me I wont ask anything 4 myself bt plz give my parents. A really hot daughter in law....
From: Neha
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I saw u on da road 2day. U were luking so fine, ure face so dvine, ure walk so perfect. My hrt started singin a sweet:-/ who let da dogs out!!
From: Jezi-d
Call: 5425761
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Sir- Bacho kasam khao ki sharab, cigarete, jua or ladkiyo ko nahi chuoge, desh k liye jaan doge? Bachhe- De denge sir, aisi zindagi jikar bhi kya karenge
From: Israil Saifi
Call: 09411465535
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
From: vikesh agrawal
Call: 9424927437
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What is ''GIRL'' ?
G=ghost
I=in
R=real
L=life
so avoid girls & forward their cell no. to me & don't worry about me, i am a professional ghost rider
From: Naren daddy
Call: +919749729862
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