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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
From: vikesh agrawal
Call: 9424927437
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What is ''GIRL'' ?
G=ghost
I=in
R=real
L=life
so avoid girls & forward their cell no. to me & don't worry about me, i am a professional ghost rider
From: Naren daddy
Call: +919749729862
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Are ! Humein to apno ne luta...
GERO me kaha dam tha,
Meri HADDI tuti vahan, jahan HOSPITAL bandh tha,
Mujhe jis AMBULANCE me dala uska PETROL khatam tha,
Mujhe Rikshe me isliye bithaya kyon ki uska bhada kum tha,
Mujhe DOCTOR ne uthaya nurse me kaha dum tha,
Muje jir BED pe litaya uske niche BOMB tha,
Muje BOMB se udaya kyon ki GOLI me kaha dum tha,
Aur muje SADAK pe dafnaya gaya kyon ki smashan me function tha....!!
From: TEJAS
Call: 9925695998
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!
From: satish
Call: 9491516670
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Which is the small room in the world?
Think?
Think?
Think?
Mash-room
From: hema
Call: 9313140342
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Mr.bean and his wife drinking hot coffee at a cafe
bean:Drink fast
wife:why?
bean:look at the board
board"hot coffee rs.5 and cold coffee rs.30"
From: Vishal
Call: 9445302110
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sardar & wife went for divorce
judge;u have 3kids how will u devide them?sardar thinks k we wil cme nxt year 1 more
From: nagesh s
Call: +919844835221
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A man looks at his marriage certificate for some time.
Wife: what are looking for?
Man: expiry date.
From: Khutlang Keletso
Call: +26658009954
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