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LAST NIGHT I DESPERATELY MISSED YOU,I WANTED TO FEEL U ON MY NAKED BODY,I HAD TO BED WITHOUT U.WHERE WERE YOU MY PAJAMAS?
From: DIANA
Call: 0233249344094
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Mother: Did you enjoy first day of your school. Boy: It means i have to back again tommorow.
From: Vikrant
Call: 9819258260
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !
From: Amir cheena
Call: 03076030904
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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
From: mahi
Call: 9912377114
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Ek bar Ek gav ka majur pehli bar garse bar jata hai Woh truck me beth jata hai. Tark driver gair chage karta hua gadi chalata hai. Bichme ek dhabe pe woh
rukta hai. Jab driver khana khake aata hai tab dekhta hai ki gair nikla hua hai.
From: Sadhwani Chirag
Call: 09974251482
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From: Vishal
Call: 9969859144
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Santa to Banta:-
"I am going"
ka kya matlab hota hai..?
BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..!
!
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Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga, Pehle Matlab bataa...!
$:->
From: dauji
Call: 09898226070
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Sardar traveling 1st
time in plane
2mumbai.
While landing,he
shout"BOMBAY,BOMBAY"
Airhostes said"B
silent"
Sardar:OK"Ombay,Ombay"..
From: ANKIT
Call: 9949617696
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