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musharaf ki car k neechay 1 puppy a k mar gia,he told driver 2 find owner 2 give compensation.driver went and when came back he had a lot of rose around his neck..driver replied "sir mainay ye kaha mian president musharaf ka driver hoon,kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai? ahahahahahah
From: danish sultan
Call: 03333717790
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Pathan ko invitation mila,kaap ko party mein laal tie pehen kar aana hai,Pathan party mein pohncha to dekha k,logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hui hai
From: USMAN
Call: 0334-3255088
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Kiya wo i?
Vo kab aye gi?
Vo aye gi b ya nahi?
Vo zaror aye gi na?
Usay ana chahiye! usay ana ho ga!
mujhe lagta ha k vo aa gai
App k face pe ek cute c smile
From: SAMEER
Call: 03212326745
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muslim
lady assalmo alikum!
Angel issay jannt lel jao
hindu lady
namasty!
Angal issay dozakh mai lay jao
christian lady
hi darling
Angal issey side pay lay jao
From: aaaaaaaa
Call: 03336452070
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Phool gir jate hain jab aap atey ho. Phool gir jate hain jab aap jatey ho.Andhe ho! Zara dhyan se chala karo. Gamlon se kyun takrate ho..
From: Furqan Khatri
Call: 0322-2903753
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Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
Boy: I Love U
Girl: I dont Love U
Boy: Think again?
Girl: I told u No
Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2
From: humayun
Call: 0334-9883193
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muslim
lady assalmo alikum!
Angel issay jannt lel jao
hindu lady
namasty!
Angal issay dozakh mai lay jao
christian lady
hi darling
Angal issey side pay lay jao
From: main rizwan
Call: 03214545051
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300 arab..4crore.. 8 lakh.. 55 thousand..1hundred..86only Ye mera bank balance nahin hai to kia hua,mera mobile number to hai na.:-)
From: Mr. Me
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