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Pakistani actress Meera was travelling in a plane,
some one asked : I think u suffering from cold n fever.
Meera: No I m suffering from Mumbai to Lahore.
From: Abdul Wahid
Call: 03337347098
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jast imagine life without girls:
the result markets silent streets empty the police atrest all mobile companies in loss
no sms
no sins
no flowers
no valentine's
no love
no
tensions
no candles
no perfumes
no travelling and all the men direct to heaven.
howz it :)
From: ADNAN EDDY
Call: 03006632664
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When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer...
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,
U call it takdeer :-).....
From: Mägï© §mïlë
Call: 0345-6890420
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Laugh like U've never cried.
Play Like U've never lost.
Love like U've never been hurt
& Live Like there is no TOMORROW,
Have a Nice Day!!!!
From: Mägï© §mïlë
Call: 0345-6890420
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Tom Curise went to court to prove dat he is da Most, handsome & Smart Guy on Earth.
bBut he failed he Come out Angrily & asked
"Who is Mani Shah?:)"
From: MANI SHAH
Call: 0304-2212282
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New punishment for mobile owners:
1) Miscall k leye jail.
2) SmS k leye umer kaid.
3) Call k leye Phansi.
Tum mat daroo " Kanjoos" k leye to ik lakh ka innam hey.
From: Sehar Jabeen
Call: 0333-8242024
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
From: ali
Call: 03005319884
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1 year ago my servent perchase a new donkey car. but now donkey margaya ple. come and pul his car.
From: amir
Call: 03212917232 call me
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