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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
From: nome
Call: 03016065846
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Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.result boosa found
From: sandaleen
Call: 03459066901
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Govt of pakistan introduced a new law that good looking and handsome people thrown out of the country,thank GOD u are saved ,but ab mera kia ho ga plzz help me..
From: Nida
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
From: 0300-4402325
Call: 0321-8451900
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| We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
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| We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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| Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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| One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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