A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
A Policeman catches a guy who was crossing the street at a wrong place
and shouts Why are you crossing here? Cant you see a zebra
crossing there ?
The guy replies Let the zebra cross. What can I do